angry-beibers:

angry-beibers:

I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST WORDS WOULD’VE BEEN “THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK.”

STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU ASSHOLES I COULD’VE DIED

  • Police Officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
  • Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST